I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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