question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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