i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm just crazy horny about you
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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