worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
