May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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