Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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