I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He's on the porch naked. Help.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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