You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
