apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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