i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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