There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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