walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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