Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
They took my balls.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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