I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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