Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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