I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
