So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
