Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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