Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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