I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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