I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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