Do you still have your period?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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