So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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