I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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