That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Pants 0. Shit 1.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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