Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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