Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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