South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just found puke in my bra..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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