she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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