What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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