SEEEEXXX PLEASE
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Barsexuality is the new black.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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