No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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