Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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