Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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