You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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