that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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