: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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