Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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