just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The best revenge is premature balding
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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