Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There r osticjed everywhere
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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