remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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