drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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