I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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