I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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