Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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