I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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