Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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