did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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