Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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