guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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