Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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