I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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