if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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