Im at strip club and am horny
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this will be a night to untag.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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